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This shirt immortalizes the moment science met snacktime in a fiery explosion of feathers and fried gold. Featuring a shell-shocked chicken and the bold truth: nuggets weren’t invented-they happened. Wear it when you want to honor chaos, culinary miracles, and the fragile line between farm animal and fast food. Perfect for: nugget lovers, accidental geniuses, and anyone who’s ever screamed “FUUUCK!” at a deep fryer.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
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